Articles written by Sheldon Larson

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I Pledge Allegiance

What a winter of ice it has been. Almost everyone that has not taken a nasty digger themselves knows someone who has. I am melting melting melting comes to mind. The puddles in the yard are soaking in at a phenomenal rate. Maybe the ground was too...

 

So Little Time

Whoopie! We get to spring ahead again this weekend. Our government can’t even leave our clocks alone. As previously suggested, if you can’t decide, then split the difference. Spring ahead a half hour this spring and do not fall back this fall....

 

Another Day

2024 being a leap year gave February another day to allow March to come in like a lamb. What a strange winter it has been! It is politics as usual in D.C. The Dems accuse the Republicans of lying with no proof to back it up and raise total hell....

 

Putin vs. Political Crime Families

Boy are the liberal left crowing about how evil Putin is. Putin’s number one political rival died in prison. That would be a dream come true for dems if Trump was to die in prison. If Putin was a nice guy there wouldn’t have been forty-three... Full story

 

Football vs. Politics

It is awesome to see the days getting longer! The winter loggers and those that walk on water to catch fish are struggling. Even Mother Nature can’t always please everyone. No one seems to be complaining about lower heating bills. Our wild creature...

 

It Looks, Feels, and Smells Like Spring

Every year and every season are different. This one is definitely different. Not complaining about the temps, but it sure would be nice to see the sun once in a while. My get up and go has got up and went. No idea where it went and no clue if or...

 

NFL Is No Longer NFL

After watching last Sundays NFC and AFC playoff games this old coot was really glad he had not put his money where his mouth was. There was no way anyone but the Ravens and Lions would be battling in the Super Bowl. Wrong! Not once but twice. After...

 

Getting Scarier By The Hour

The only Spanish this old Norwegian understands is “El Nino”. As the wrestler from yesteryear used to say, “That is all the people need to know”. Baron Von Rashke was a character with “the claw”. The last time I heard of him he was oper...

 

Seven Types Of People You Should Not Trust

Back to the thirties above next week gives us some light at the end of the tunnel. After working for thirty-four winters in the woods going every day that it was above thirty below I now live in the world of “this is no weather for old men.” Some...

 

We All Knew It Was Going To Happen

According to the weather forecast, winter in the great northland is going to get real. We all knew it was going to happen. If some are not prepared for it blame the person in the mirror. A lot of us that stay here do so because we want to. You...

 

Red Flag Law

According to the weather forecasters our love affair with El Nino will soon be over. Missing out on two months of cold and snow has worked out well for the ones that don’t snowcat, icefish, or run coyotes with hounds. Who pays the bill for rescuing...

 

And We Said Okay

Every year and every season is different. Back in the sixties helping grandpa clean the barn, the snow was so deep by Christmas that we couldn’t spread the manure on the fields. This year they are bare of any snow. The ones making tons of money...

 

Easier To Play The Victim

The sun has now completed its six month journey to the south. In six months it will be as far north as it goes and turn back south again. Around and around we go. Where we stop nobody knows. Now some perverts made a gay porn tape in the judiciary...

 

It's A Combination Of Things

Some of us would like to tell the people blowing their global warming horn where to put their horn. Climate change, global warming, or an el nino winter a few more months would not be a problem for most of us. We will soon be at the shortest day of...

 

Good vs. Evil

The 2023 deer rifle season is now just a memory. Actually many very good memories. One of this retired old farmers hobbies just happens to be working on food plots, lots of food plots. This years were some of the best ever. All of God’s creatures... Full story

 

Good vs. Evil

Thanksgiving 2023 is now just a memory. Forty-six million turkeys gave all so that we the people could load up on turkey and take naps. It is hard to believe that forty percent of our people say they are just as well off as they were three years...

 

The Challenge Is Gone

Halfway through deer season for those lucky enough to live in the nine day zone. Already stories of the big one that got away and even more of the ones that didn’t are going around. This old man’s fire for the hunt would barely make a pilot...

 

A Wee Bit Early?

It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Some of us find that disgusting, nauseating, and just plain nasty. With two months to go til the big day it seems a bit early. One more time, where is the global warming? Good tracking snow for deer...

 

Just Because We All Walk Different Paths

What a beautiful fall we have had so far. Anyone that is not done with the harvest this year might want to consider downsizing. The monsoons that some of us had to deal with in past years have not happened this year. The about fifty years in...

 

Summed Up In a School Board Meeting

How many people would trust a person that owned a dog that has bitten eleven people? Commander fits right in with the Biden crime family. That beautiful dirty dog is probably the one that left his cocaine in the White House. If it was not a member...

 

Climb It Change

Over the last half century or so people have gotten to be on average about two inches taller. The companies that build our ladders have picked up on this, and now put the steps in our ladders about two inches further apart. They are calling this...

 

Time For Another "Sulla"

What a beautiful fall we are having this year! Google confirmed that an Indian summer occurs only after a killing frost. There is no killing frost forecast in the near future so it is just an extension of our summer. With some nice rains to keep...

 

Invasive Species

The soybean harvest is going full speed ahead. Getting them in the bin is a good thing. A bi-product of the harvest are the millions of Japanese beetles. They are not a good thing. They were imported to help control aphids in the beans. Now they are...

 

History Is In The Past

The sun is now unofficially halfway back on its march back south. From its northernmost point in June to southernmost in December, it travels a little over a mile and a half on the section line to the east. With three months to go until the shortest...

 

You Know Your Old When...

The school buses are back on our roads once again. They are carrying our countries most important and prized possessions that represent our future. It has been fifty-three years since this old coots last first day of school. This student was never...

 

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