By Jeff Olsen
Sylvia isn't the Barney Fife of Mayberry
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April 28, 2018
How well known is she?
More people in Roseau County know her by her first name than they know either of their two U.S. senators, the governor of Minnesota, the name of the baby doctor who delivered them, the superintendent of their respective high schools, or their father's middle name.
Boy, does she have name recognition!
It's possible that not a single baby girl was christened with that name in Roseau County in the last decade.
"My, God, we can't name the little lump Sylvia! Over my dead body!"
Call it years of conditioning.
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