Oh the news!


August 11, 2018

To the Editor,

Big news.  Sheldon Larson has a smart phone!  I just thought he got all his intelligence by watching Fox News all day on his television, but now, he admits to owning another weapon of mass destruction.

  I’m not going to suggest that Sheldon Larson is the “Henny Penny” of Roseau County, because, well, he’s really more like “Ducky-Daddles”. When Henny Penny insists the sky is falling, Ducky-Daddles should have whipped out his smart phone and asked, “Is the sky falling?” And, instead of paying attention to the first few hits that are more than likely at...

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