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I was special ed before there was special ed


October 20, 2018

Absolutely beautiful!

I'm being wheeled into the operating room to have brain surgery because of an aneurysm, and I'm thinking, "I hope this guy wasn't one of my special ed students."

In my more religious days, I would be thinking it's time to say an Act of Contrition, which is a beautiful prayer since it gets you off the hook and you go to purgatory instead of straight to blooming hell.

Ever notice about how cold it is in operating rooms?

My feet are freezing.

"Hey, nurse, can you put a warm blanket over my legs?"

Then my surgeon, Dr. Shallow, leans over and asks, "Who did you vote for in...

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