by Jeff Olsen

"Of all the bloody luck" - as they say Down Under - "sending an unsuspecting bloke to freeze in Arctic conditions!"

Meet that chap!

In early February on a Friday evening in Roseau, Simon Dutton, looking nothing like Mick Dundee of Crocodile Dundee fame, stood out in a small gathering at the Oliver and Joanna Ullman residence where they were hosting Launa Jo's tenth birthday party.

There was none of this "Hey, mate," and he wasn't showing off a big hunting knife as he stood alongside his girlfriend, Jenn Kalkis, a local gal with a flair for horseback riding in the snow.

Simon, 38,...