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The other night, it all came to me in a dream sequence.

Down the stairs he came in his gold-plated pajamas one fine morning and little Donald stormed into the kitchen and declared to the family's cook, "Trump wants his eggs over easy right now or you're fired. Get a move on it, you big Dummy!"

Naturally, he should have been rapped soundly on his thick noggin because the year was 1950 and nobody put up with crap from bossy brats.

Here's what I do know.

He was only four-years-old and already speaking of himself in the third person, which continues to this day and is considered very weird.


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