Before I die, I have to make one of Trump's rallies and marvel at the wildlife that is attracted to these extravaganzas.

He is the Barnum and Bailey of political opportunists, who draws in the rubes and the suckers, the true believers and the truly tasteless, the regular folks and the thrill seekers bent on a good time.

It's the greatest show on earth and I didn't even realize it.

Thankfully, I just read a great piece in Rolling Stone magazine but, regrettably, some of the language is even too coarse for a blockhead like me.

The headline read Trump 2020: Be Very Afraid

The finer print read...