A picture really is worth a thousand words

Beautiful!

Back when I was in the Army in 1966 and stationed at Schofield Barracks, Hawaii, we'd get a weekend pass and head down to Waikiki Beach in Honolulu to meet the babes.

We were out of our league.

On the beach were real darlings, just gorgeous and still in their late teens or early twenties, lying next to these old goats old enough to be their fathers.

Once in a while, one of the old codgers would waddle down to the ocean, and we'd approach the bikini babes, totally enchanting, and say hi.

Somewhat of an introvert, I'd ask what she was doing on the beach with her grandfather.

"Get lost...