My motto is: Got a spare quarter, brother?

What a wonderful life!

A week ago Thursday, October 3, my old pal, Nick Zagone, who runs a great joint in town here, Legends, sent me a text.

I think he's trying to convert me.

No, he didn't ask me to go to church.

His text read:

Are you busy next Thursday I have tickets to go to the Trump rally if you want to go.

I texted back:

Thanks!! I'll interview you when you get back and I'll write it as a straight piece...Take Bobby Byfuglien with you to the Trump Rally. He loves the guy. Take care, Nick!

Nick's a nice guy and a Trump loyalist like 70 percent of the people up here, many of whom never v...