Jeff Wouldn't Even Cross The Street To Take A Hundred Dollar Bill From Trump

Jeff. Bro. The Spirit of the Great Arnie is upon you. Though he isn’t with us in the flesh, he does have a final message through his grandson. “I hear, Jeff, that you still haven’t found political wisdom in your golden years. Therefore I send my grandson back to Roseau as a last ditch effort before you join myself and Ronald Reagan in heaven.”

Jeff has great power. I didn’t drink coffee as a kid. Thank God. I was difficult enough. But I do remember like yesterday my grandfather, Arnold Honl, sitting at his table fuming over a Jeff Bro Olsen Times-Region article as he prepared return fire for n...