Remember, Sylvia is in your rearview mirror!

 

December 27, 2019

Quick, take a letter, Sofia.

She's my newest secretary, an attractive lass who speaks very good Spanish - and better English than most of us hillbillies up here.

She never says, "I seen you frequently make very funny comments in your column, el Bro!"

Yes, darling, I do!

Sofia is from south of the border and is quite young with this delightful accent. She is quite statuesque at five-seven with beautiful brown eyes.

And then, I am listening to the radio and some bloke from Kentucky, a government chap serving in the Senate, a guy named McConnell, who speaks like he has a twang from the Ozarks....



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