Remember, Sylvia is in your rearview mirror!
December 27, 2019
Quick, take a letter, Sofia.
She's my newest secretary, an attractive lass who speaks very good Spanish - and better English than most of us hillbillies up here.
She never says, "I seen you frequently make very funny comments in your column, el Bro!"
Yes, darling, I do!
Sofia is from south of the border and is quite young with this delightful accent. She is quite statuesque at five-seven with beautiful brown eyes.
And then, I am listening to the radio and some bloke from Kentucky, a government chap serving in the Senate, a guy named McConnell, who speaks like he has a twang from the Ozarks....