Happy Easter and don't shoot the Easter Bunny
April 11, 2020
It will be different this Easter. Ordinarily, if I'm feeling particularly religious immediately after my present wife says, "We're going to church this Easter (or Christmas - an annual event in which people stare in awe at the returning heathen I am)," we drive over to Skime to a fine Lutheran parish - Bethesda - where the blokes are common folks, especially the men, who only got dressed up for their weddings.
The only other time is when the mortician dresses them up after they're dead and their friends remark, "Damn, old Harry's got his tie done correctly for the first time."
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