Commencement Speech by Skyllar Schoening

As legendary filmmaker George Lucas once wrote, "May the force be with you." You may wonder if that will have anything to do with my speech. Plot twist, it doesn't. I just wanted more attention than I already have. Hello there. My name is Skyllar Schoening and I have a problem. I like to talk and talk and talk. In fact, I talk so much that I've received an award not too long ago that basically implies I can't shut up. However, the beauty of it all is that I have created words on a paper. Wow! Not only that but I also made sure that these words are ever so neatly put together as to not trail of...