This old chicken farmer just got done cleaning the chicken house. As usual when finished there were more questions than answer. Why do hogs, cows, horses and sheep have to be in a barn and chickens get to be in a house? This country has gotten to be so politically correct there are no longer any UND Fighting Sioux. In typical white man fashion, the Indian maiden has been taken off Land O’Lakes butter but we kept the land. Should the chicken sue for a barn? Or should the others sue for a house?

After the first minute of breathing dust, the old farmer went and got his Hanes boxer brief mask. It...