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And the winner for this Year's Biggest Turkey Honors!


November 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell


All year long, we are told to be thankful at this time of the year, but I am having nothing to do with that.

"What are you thankful for, Tommy?" his first grade teacher asks.

"My old man is in jail, so I get a bigger portion of everything," he says happily.

Now, that's the way to look at Thanksgiving Day, where we've been putting up with human turkeys the whole damn year.

If I were a Republican, this would be a roasting of Gov. Walz, Sen. Klobuchar, Dr. Fauci, and Sen. Schumer.

Go out and find some rag that is attacking them.

This my forum, and Happy Thanksgiving to the whole dam...

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