Here's looking at life with a jaundiced eye

 

Sometimes, you almost break out laughing. Like, you gotta be kidding me!

The headline read: Meanwhile in Missouri: Hiker Shot After Hunter Mistakes Him For A Turkey

The hiker certainly wasn’t in flight and he didn’t have any plumage.

How big is a wild turkey?

About two feet tall.

The hiker is a six-footer and is now in the hospital.

“Judge, he looked like the biggest damn turkey I ever saw!”

Now, for the rest of the news.

President Biden and the CDC jumped the gun a week ago Thursday when it reversed the masking mandate.

It wasn't the right time.

Maybe a month from now it will be....



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