"Christianity's A Real Stinker Sometimes!" 1-19-1992, Job 1: 1-20

Many times life does not go as we thought or hoped it would, and sometimes the whole thing seems out of control. The other day a gremlin got into my Volvo. You know those invisible little imps that hide in your car and then push things and pull things so that you have to take it to a garage, and soon as you drive in, they jump out, so that after the mechanic examines it according to your description he looks at you half suspiciously, half out of pity, and says: "seems fine to me!"

Well, the other day I got the Horn Gremlin. Now I've come to the conclusion that Horn Gremlins only work when the...