It's Heartache By the Numbers in Trumpflation

I just can't catch a break.

All I wanted for Christmas shopping was to buy cheap items for my friends and a few coworkers.

Ordinarily, I might buy a case of beer or a jug of whiskey.

But I wanted to surprise them with a keepsake - something they'll treasure and wear proudly as dedicated Republicans.

But there it was in Business Insider in a bold headline:

Trumpflation causes MAGA products to skyrocket in price

I cussed a blue streak.

Why the dirty bastards!

I was planning to surprise Oliver Ullman and Tommy Grafstrom with "Make America Great Again" caps.

The same was planned for the in-house s...