"I want to be just like you"

The story is told of a little girl who boarded a large jetliner, and settled into her seat on the right side of the plane near the center section. Soon, a generously proportioned man in his late fifties and dressed in a dark gray business suit came and sat down next to her.

After the plane was airborne and settled into its flight pattern, the little girl took out a small New Testament from her white purse and began to read. The Gentleman took out a large cigar from his briefcase.

Noticing what the little girl was reading, he thought he would have some good-natured fun at her expense. "What is...