In America, he's more popular than Jesus

The other day, I was in Citizens State Bank and here came a character by the name of Smo, who frequently berates me for not being in the Trump Circuit of Loyalists.

He's a big guy and I'm basically a dwarf but just maybe he took too many pucks to his head.

Yes, he was a hockey player.

He even smiled and mentioned that wrestlers are always sniffing crotches out on the mat.

That's an unusual recollection, I might add.

Then we fist-pumped, and that is how it should be. I don't give a sweet damn who you support.

Maybe I should wear a MAGA hat, and he'd feel he has converted a true atheist or whate...