I, Donald Trump....

Because some voters will believe anything I tell them, no questions asked, I, Donald Trump...

...promised voters "Mexico will pay for" my wall. (But you did - and swallowed all my promises hook-line-sinker.)

...told voters I'd "completed" that wall. (I didn't - not even close. Most of our 1,900-mile Border is still unwalled.)

...insisted I'd release my taxes. (I then did all I could to keep them hidden. Ah, the old "Bait 'n' Switch." Classic!)

...told voters early COVID was "totally under control" on my watch. (It wasn't. It soon killed over 1,000,000 of us.)

...claimed crime was at "record" l...