CSPAN on the Internet is Forever

"Thank you Madam Speaker for the nice introduction but I'm not actually a retired Command Sergeant Major and never held a weapon of war on a battlefield because I was never in a war. I did leave my men behind before they deployed to a war though so I could become a Washington swamp creature. That counts for something right?"

That would have been the answer I would have suggested to Tim Walz since it would actually be the truth. But I'm not his advisor, since I love freedom and despise socialism so that would never happen. But when Nancy Pelosi called him Rambo and a war veteran, he milked it f...