The Democrat Party has become the Godless Heathen Party

I figured that should be the catchy title for you snowflakes that are reading this. A title like "The Democrat Party has Sold Its Soul to Sacrificing Babies at the Altar of Abortion" would be too harsh so I'll just leave that here. Apparently I cause some controversy around town with my opinion column. I had a very respectable gentleman at the events this last weekend with a great deal of intestinal fortitude say his peace to my face. Now that is what you call a free country where disagreement can thrive. Hats off. Apparently I should stop writing because I shouldn't bring in politics and religion to an opinion column thereby proving the point that I should keep doing it.

I was told by a very wise man once that if you don't bring controversy to the world like Jesus you're just milk toast holding a blanky and sippy cup of milk with vanilla ice cream. For me and my household I insist on sticking with rocky road, black and bitter two day old army coffee, toast that turns to shoe leather taken from the mess hall stuffed in a ruck sack with a small carton of warm curdled milk at the end of the day after a 25 mile road march in 100 degree weather.....and my opinion column. Saint Paul (the missionary not the city) who rucked it all over the Mediterranean ticking of the heathens is my guiding light. Such encounters like this last weekend are simply rocket fuel for my next opinion column so I also thank that democrat with the intestinal fortitude to speak his mind for the inspiration.

Now this opinion column stuff is the kind of business I've been missing all these years. The Army won't take me back anyway. I couldn't drag my belly along for two miles in time to make the time limit on a run. I tried running a bit recently and figured I'd rather die a few years younger with high cholesterol. Democrats approve of this health plan for me.

I even had a well-meaning relative from a big city set up to call me and say maybe I should see a mental health professional at the VA. I told my misinformed relative thank you but I don't need an intervention. My counselor at the Fargo VA I've had to this day after five years now in God's country said to keep writing and that it's good for my health and more importantly "the nation still needs you." So here I am still at your service America. I'm giving my whole lifetime to freedom and liberty.

The Cure for

Writer's Block

Every once in a while as a writer you suffer from writer's block searching for words to put to paper, or actually the computer screen nowadays. Who actually writes on paper anymore, puts it in an envelope with a stamp, and tosses it into a mailbox? Letters from people in the mail these days never happen instead being swapped out for credit card offers, scams, and ballots that cost the government millions of dollars so the democrats can steal elections. I've found the cure for writer's block is to start thinking about the democrat party and its Godless heathens that don't have any semblance of common sense. Then I'm on a roll with a side of rocket fuel. Plus somebody else writing for this paper already knows how to write wrestling stuff and even coached it but I only wrestled in one semester of mandatory intramural wrestling at the military academy and I really sucked at it, having once had a tooth knocked out before common sense appeared and the Army figured out that maybe mouth guards are the way to go to cut down on dental costs. Bombs are expensive. I have much respect for dentists after that since they somehow glued it back in to what was left although when the dental hygienist picks at it, it really gives me a wake up call. I have a great dental hygienist in town. She knows I'm a wimp and goes easy. If someone cloned her it would turn around that whole people avoiding dentists thing. She needs a raise. I don't mention names of locals in my opinion columns in case they turn out to be democrats and start using a butcher knife, a hammer, and industrial drill in my mouth instead. So anyway, writing about wrestling gives me flashbacks since I don't know anything valuable about it. But I do know what a body slam is since Trump and Vance do it multiple times a day to the democrats. So that's my one thank you to democrats. They're a cure for writer's block.

The Demonic Liberal Lutheran Youth Gathering

The liberal wing of the Lutheran Church I've written about like an Old Testament prophet has struck again. I recently stirred it up among some local chatty ladies that are members of that wing and I appreciate them drawn like a moth to a flame reading my opinion columns. This time it was at a national youth conference in New Orleans this summer where these misguided straying Lutherans encouraged their youth to explore their gender identity while being misinformed about Jesus. The world isn't "black and white" to them because the Bible talks about dawn and dusk not just light and darkness, so see, God loves us making up different genders. It's like Satan in the garden saying to Eve, "surely God didn't say not to eat of the fruit" although that's exactly what He said similar to that surely God didn't say there's only male and female like he did. Transgender dawn and dusk. I never thought I'd put those words together. So Satan and his minion were on the stage in New Orleans talking to the kids about who Jesus isn't. It was called "Created to Be" which means whatever Satan encouraging attendees you to be. Don't mix politics with religion unless you're having a "Christian" youth gathering encouraged to vote for Kamala Harris, Tampon Tim, and their gender neutral government bureaucrats. I guess talking about politics and religion is only proper to the liberal wing of the Lutheran church if you hate Jesus and vote for a democrat.

The Communist Party

Officially Became the

Democrat Party

They've gone full communist now. Price controls is the essence of communism where the government takes over industry implementing price controls on the essential items of life like groceries. In other words the Kamala Harris platform to prosperity she announced this week. This stuff used to be talked about behind closed doors. Now it's out in the open right in your face on the front page. Let's do a quick lesson in destroying a country in the style of the fall of the USSR. Or more recently Venezuela. When you force low prices at the end in a grocery store you force the whole supply chain into bankruptcy. And the beginning of that chain is our farmers. The mislabeled Minnesota Democrat Farmer Laborer Party has signed on fully to the destruction of any incentive to farm, deliver farm products in trucks that can't afford the Kamala gas prices, and the rest of the supply chain. The result? Soviet bread lines, the break up of society and then a revolution. No wonder they want to abolish the Second Amendment and take away guns.

Folks, thanks for reading to the end. I'm at your and the nation's service as always.