Decisions, Decisions

I'm torn folks. Sometimes decisions need to be made and I'm having somewhat of a hard time with this one.

Should I vote for Kamala or not for Kamala? There are benefits on both sides. The woman is a gold mine for an opinion column.

If Trump gets elected we'll be so successful in a world more peaceful than the Non-Negotiating Warmonger Party. We'll have economic success, no inflation, cheaper gas and groceries, patriotism flourishing like a city on a hill, etc., etc., etc., that life will be boring and I'll have to shut the opinion column down.

Now if I vote for Kamala, it's four more years of great content. Heck, maybe even eight.

So, do I vote in my own interests over an opinion column or for those of the country? What do you vote for America? Success or Ryan's opinion column continuing to flourish? The choice is yours. Let me know in a letter to the editor.

Mission Accomplished

Speaking of letters to the editor all I'll say is mission accomplished. And I don't mean George W. Bush declaring victory in Iraq, that didn't happen with Iran ruling the country now thanks to Kamala and Joe. I mean mission accomplished as in the democrat heathens who are in the minority in Roseau County have to read this column before sending in the letters of love. And even when they say that they only like one side of the story in really short letters, they have to read mine to know they supposedly don't want to read it like they are now. I have one thing to say about letters to the editor. Let first amendment freedom ring! Roseau has been blessed to be a conservative county, the most conservative in the state, so the 15 or so democrats here can over represent like they do in America as a whole and scream and cry at the sky sending in the letters. God appreciates all the Bible opening among them too regardless of motivations such as killing babies in vans. The Word of God never returns void regardless of the source.

A Democrat's

Difficult Choice

Speaking of killing babies in vans, the democrats also have had a difficult choice to make. Should we go just full communist or swing over to the Nazi side? But being the artful group that they are, the democrats chose both at the democrat convention in Chicago.

Just when you thought mobile killing vans aren't cool anymore after the German army did its work gassing Jews and others in World War 2, we can thank the democrats for gassing up the vans and driving around Chicago's convention center offering free abortions on the street. There were even options. "Would you like to kill with the knife and pliers or just a pill today?" I expect that if/when Kamala wins she'll already have more efficient death chambers in concentration camps killing millions after the Inaugural Celebration. But wait, hold on, they've already implemented those in Planned Parenthood clinics like in Minnesota where Kamala comes to kackle around the abortion pliers. Mobile death vans were actually a step down for them.

Trump Derangement

Syndrome and its

Ugly Symptoms

We know the usual common symptoms of TDS. They're readily apparent. There's the crying at the sky, the Trump voodoo dolls, and the letters to the editor hating on me, but some of them actually affect the rest of us beyond their comedic value. The democrats even hate peace and prosperity because of, well, Trump brings that, but they're also to the point that they want the war in Ukraine to last forever feeding the democrat's defense contractor donors instead of negotiating. Don't let the deep state that runs both parties fool you. There's money to be made in Ukraine and business is good, nuclear war be damned. And the icing on the cake is the looming war with China, the largest military in the world, over Taiwan. That will be a bonanza to the Democrat war machine. And to think that all that Trump and his supporters want (including me in case you were wondering) is a peaceful world, should there really be a debate over who to vote for? Let's see, air head or common sense? The democrats have chosen air head. Kamala is a gift to the deep state. She's a signature on a defense contractor's contract. Better for them that she doesn't have a brain that can actually think like Trump.

The Afghanistan Debacle Reaches Roseau

The Taliban terrorists in Afghanistan had a three year anniversary parade of Joe Biden's cataclysmic failure that killed over a dozen Americans and hundreds of Afghans, many of them hanging off and falling from cargo planes to get out. That's a heck of a way to get left behind.

Their parade featured all the equipment they rolled out that Kamala and Joe left behind. Armored personnel carriers, helicopters flying overhead, humvees, trucks, and...Polaris Defense four-wheelers. That's the way Kamala and Joe make America great again; abandoning not only Polaris ATVs but the workers as well who make them locally. They're your friends and neighbors that make those here and Kamala and Joe have no problem screwing them over like the rest of America. After all we're just a conservative county so who cares anyway right? Maybe Senators Klobuchar and Tina Smith can take another trip to Roseau with an apology over that. Maybe Walz ought to come with an apology as well.

The Democrat Convention ID Requirement

It's weird how the democrat party doesn't want to require a government ID to vote. Along with the high fences and guns to protect them at the DNC in Chicago, you had to prove who you are with a government ID to get in to hang out with the democrat elite that also puts high walls and security around their mansions. Rules for thee but not for me the rest of you disarmed peasants!

In Conclusion

I've counted the number of opinion columns I can write before November 5. The magic number is 10. Those are the guaranteed number of fun columns Kamala will provide me with before life becomes boring under Trump due to all the unstoppable success. There will be nothing to criticize anymore and I can't stand only writing about flowers and state parks. Right in the middle of God's country is our Hayes Lake State Park. I'd have to switch over to writing only about canoes and the occasional bear or moose sighting.

But now if Kamala wins get ready for 4-8 years more of this. It's a personal win/win either way, but I'm leaning toward voting for the success of America despite the impending demise of this column.

I'll vote for Trump.