Wouldn't it be great if there were no politicians

I ran for public office once.

Never again.

Dogs hated me.

Greenbush was the nicest town to campaign in.

Never saw any dogs.

Maybe they ate them.

Won't forget Warroad where I caught one of my opponents removing my 3-cents apiece campaign cards that I had taped to the various residences.

He would have made a great politician. He's a Republican although we weren't running on party affiliations.

Badger really stood out.

One couple, at least in their eighties, opened their front door and didn't listen to my spiel.

"We know all about you," he said, mentioning an uncomplimentary epithet regarding a m...