Happy Thanksgiving, all you turkeys

Dateline - Sunday morning.

It’s just four days before Thanksgiving, which means I can wish those who mean the most to me, "Happy Thanksgiving!"

If you end up washing a bathtub of dishes that day, it might not be all that happy.

Just call it KP Thursday, and make sure the elderly beggars earn their keep.

"It's your turn, Granny. You start with the pots and pans."

Thanksgiving Day should also be a day to complain.

Take me.

I bought a used truck for about 12 grand last spring, and it started dying on the way home last Wednesday.

Got home but barely.

I put some stuff in the gas tank and let it sit...