Just a beautiful way to kick off this month

It's December and one of the nicest times of the year.

To start with, I have to write an annual Xmas letter and highlight a few relatives, some fake characters, my screw-ups, and life in these times where I include some of you from up here.

They love it.

Especially when I single out some of the more colorful kids for our annual Christmas letter.

Like weird Clifford, who has to be watched constantly because he is a pyromaniac.

I've nicknamed him the Torch.

I even include old memories about various stumblebums.

"Don't send me your newsletter again, you mentally deficient dwarf!"

That hurt.

It wa...