Back on the merry-go-round of life

Let's touch all the bases.

It's the holiday season and I'd like to give everyone something to remember.

If you haven't been in the Court Report, you don't get much press.

"Honey, I finally made it in the local paper."

"Oh, you got a promotion?"

"No, they got me for speeding. I was just a little over the speed limit at 105 mph."

And she wasn't going to get a present this Christmas.

Always, this is the worst of times.

Like what should we give the kids - who are now in their fifties and make good money?

And then there are the grandkids, who won't be satisfied with bubblegum and Crackerjacks.

It m...