I approve of the dead being allowed to vote

I think mail-in ballots are great.

Out in Beaver Township, it's been in effect for at least a dozen years.

If Grampa is dead and votes, he's smarter dead than many of us who are still alive.

Just the other day, one of my few friends - okay, that won't do if I someday decide to run for national office.

"Always think big, Little Bro. You're not unloved," said my spiritual adviser John Alexis, a former Twin Cities attorney who argued several cases before the Minnesota Supreme Court.

And there you have it.

One of my many, many friends said, "Bro, you've changed. You no longer attack that dirty rat...