Here's mud in your eye!

 


Terrific.

In last week's edition, some dame whose name I didn't recognize and who addressed me as Jack Pine Jeff - a term of endearment only used by my closest associates - lectured me on the pros and cons of the two main candidates for president - Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton, although I've heard them called other names.

Immediately, I tried to think, "Whom do I know is called Valerie?"

Or is it "Who?"

I should have married an English major.

I don't remember any Valerie C. Dahl.

Maybe she got married.

I vaguely remember her now, thanks to Carrie Johnson, my proofreader who explained that Val...



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