By jeff Olsen
Take a note, my darling secretary
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October 8, 2016
Dear Donald and Hillary,
Do us all a favor.
Drop out.
Go on a cruise together.
One of you won't be coming back.
That's a given.
Imagine this headline:
Hillary goes overboard with an anchor attached to her neck
The lead paragraph reads:
The lone witness was spotted tweeting, "Crooked Hillary went for a swim with the sharks. Goodbye! I won't miss you!"
“Read that back to me, darling.
“Good. Let's take a break. Bring my medicine.
“No! Not the Ibuprofen! Bring the bottle and two glasses.
“Yes, and the ice cubes, too, and forget the dictation. Let's just relax.”
Imagine being 18, and it's your firs...
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