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Be quick.

Who won the World Series in 1998?

The Stanley Cup in 2022?

The pole vault in the last Olympics?

If you're looking for the answer, you won't get it here.

I can't even remember who won last year's World Series, this year's NBA title, or what I had for supper two nights ago.

You aren't senile if you're stumped on mundane things like do I owe Bro - that's me - $50 for a quick loan at the American Legion three weeks ago.

I never forget those things.

Expect a call soon.

And don't fake it that you don't remember.

You had a buzz on and were drinking Bud Light and said, "Bro, my darling, I lo...