Beautiful, where do we hide the money?

I love crooked politicians and members of the clergy with loose morals.

They restore my faith in scamps, rogues, and quacks.

So, I'm always on the lookout for the latest headlines in these chaotic times in America.

Politicians are famous for standing in front of or hugging the American flag and declaring this to be the greatest country in the world.

Presently, if Bozo the Clown were to run as a presidential candidate, he'd get more votes than Gov. Ron DeSantis, who had the gall to push the idea that slaves learned marketable skills picking cotton and getting whipped.

That's all these rednecks...