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How are you feeling this morning?

A little blue?

Well, damn, hop out of bed and do a few jumping jacks, as your girlfriend or your wife rolls over in bed and says, "I knew this dude was bonkers!"

Well, that is exactly what I am going to do on Wednesday, November 9, no matter who wins whatever they're running for.

Then I'll start screaming, "Sweet Jesus, it's over! Thank God, it's done!"

Half the marriages in America probably don't last as long as this presidential campaign.

They were going at it in late 2014.

In Tuesday's Minneapolis Star Tribune was a fascinating headline declaring Most ar...