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Beautiful.

Earlier this year, I told my present wife that she should fly solo to Italy to visit our daughter and her family while I would stay home and take care of the dog.

She nixed that suggestion.

"I'm not going alone," she said. "We can go together."

So, I told her, "What if the plane explodes or crashes, and we both are killed."

She immediately said, "You can go!"

That ended the discussion.

Terrific.

If I die, they will box me up and send whatever remains they can scoop up to Helgeson Funeral Chapel in Roseau so Oliver Ullman, aka the Gravedigger, can incinerate it in their crematoriu...