Down in the swamp with the chief alligator

If only I hadn't been kicked out of the Cub Scouts on some phony charge that I had pinched the coin purse of some old dame, I'd have been a contender.

Scratch that.

Never admit to any transgression is the political creed of our ruling party these days.

So, let's start over.

If only I could have been a Boy Scout on Monday at the National Boy Scout Jamboree in West Virginia to hear Donald Trump address the Boy Scouts of America, I'd have witnessed a spectacle.

Trump can work a crowd.

There's just one Donald Trump and thank God for that.

What a speech!

Right off, he mentioned the size of the crow...