Roseau Times-Region - Serving Roseau County for over 100 Years - The Official Roseau County Newspaper

Here are a few important facts to consider.

Never argue with a woman who cooks your supper. She might spit on your pork chop.

Never tell your kids that they're stupid. They surely inherited the deficient brain cells from you.

And finally, always serve the best wine first, which I'd read in the Bible at least 70 years ago.

That nun, whose name I have long forgotten, was big on the New Testament and so was I.

Especially when it came to the miracles reported in Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

I was captivated about turning water into wine, which would have made me the favorite child because my...