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All my many Republican friends will be very surprised and delighted today to read that I will be voting the Republican ticket in the upcoming March primary.

"You remarkable dwarf, let's go up to Legends, and I'll buy you a cold tap beer."

I like charity.

The Republican bloke who owns Legends will shake my hand and pat me on the shoulder.

Even my brother, Rob, a staunch GOP member in his eighties, will look skyward saying, "Praise the Lord. I've been praying for just such a miracle ever since he stopped by in the Cities and stole some of my silverware in 1973. My fancy spoons stand out in th...