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It must be tough to be beautiful.

You wake up every morning, look in the mirror and you're gorgeous.

You gaze at the mirror and think wonderful thoughts.

"Whose life will I excite this wonderful day? I don't look like that homely broad who works across from me and gets the cold shoulder from the UPS guy. All the handsome men, all adorable, just stoop and bow. I love the attention."

That's not my problem.

Never has been.

I see a dwarf in the mirror.

Not literally, of course.

When I sit down to play the piano, my fingers number nine and a half.

Damn radial arm saw.

I cut off three of them with t...


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