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We won't miss him

It's time to fire Bro.

He didn't include me in this year's Snickers Gal tribute.

And after all I've done for him. He was just a bindlestiff when he came in looking for a job.

He can somewhat write but he's a thief.

He steals my pens, my candy and even my parking spot.

This week, he wrote the shortest column ever and threw in old photos that include his family, but not of his dog.

Where's Roper?

You know! The dog he left in his garage at 60 below and fed it cornflakes.

I have inserted Roper's photo in his column to make up for his underperformance.

But I still love him.

Well, that's stretching...


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