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Jesus covered my Super Bowl Bets

I looked up towards the ceiling in the first quarter on Sunday as I greedily anticipated that the Chiefs would soon take the lead.

But then the KC halfback fumbled the ball maybe at the 10-yard line of the 49ers and I thought, "What in the holy hell is happening?"

And then a Jesus ad soothed my soul as I'm pondering if I can manage to cough up 5 bucks to Oliver Ullman, who seldom loses a bet and I will have to pay the lucky bum.

Then, there was sunshine with biblical drawings of people washing other people's feet with printed messages to follow along with this song that "Jesus didn't teach hat...


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