Heaven can wait until I'm good and ready!

Occasionally, I wake up in the middle of the night. It's always the same dream and I'm in Heaven.

Let's stop for a moment since many of the Holy Rollers up here are grinding their teeth and muttering, "There's no way in hell that lowlife will ever get into Heaven!"

True, but I'm just relating my shock at being in Heaven with a bunch of deadbeats, none of whom I can relate to.

What could be worse!

I wake up in a cold sweat from this recurrent nightmare.

I'm hoping Heaven is split into various venues, say a joint like the Triangle Bar near the U of M. I'd drink a beer listening to Lazy Bill Luca...