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Submitted by Ron Gordon

TP Measures Up!!

hey!! six feet away, you must keep your distance!

i'm healthy, no virus, and building up resistance.

take out one TP roll from your closet and give it a measure

(and yes, quick, put it back in your secret-hoarded treasure).

4 1/2 inches wide is how ours met the ruler

then do some third-grade math---this couldn't be cooler.

roll after roll after roll after roll--16 in all you will need

that's 72 inches---hey!! that's six feet, indeed!!

so out and about? proudly tote your 16 rolls with great pride

and be ready when someone crosses into the Healthy Divide....