Roseau Times-Region - Serving Roseau County for over 100 Years - The Official Roseau County Newspaper

Beautiful.

My pal, Tallahassee Slim, now a svelte 255 pounds after sweating profusely for several days in the sweltering heat and humidity in Fort Myers, Florida, isn't homesick for Roseau just yet.

"It's going to get much nicer," he said and then pondered some of the hazards that Hurricane Irma had dumped on his humble abode.

"My golf cart needs a bullet in the engine," he said, and then mentioned that one of his toilets isn't working and that he might not get a plumber for up to 10 days.

I hate to see these snowbirds suffer so much. Imagine having just one toilet and trying to poop and then...