You will all be in my best seller!

If you've ever been in a strip joint, you'll be in Chapter 1.

"No, honey, I promise. I've never had eyes for anyone but you. You can't trust that little agitator Bro."

Chapter 1 will cover every philanderer, skirt-chaser, and lowlife in our county, That could include truckers, bank executives, tax cheats, Eagle Scouts, and me.

While I haven't yet named all the chapters, you're in there somewhere.

Certainly, there will be lawsuits, claiming that I have defamed or misrepresented them as cads, cowards, charlatans, rogues, misfits, or just plain ordinary.

What can be worse than ordinary?

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